TINY DISCWORLDS
Katie helped me come up with crack ship names
nanny ogg/leonard: mother of invention
foul ole ron/foul ole ron’s smell: your ship stinks
edward d’eath/mrs palm: kiss kiss bang bang
willikins/william de worde: where there’s a will
cohen/death: old habits die hard
reg shoe/mr slant: love never dies
lord downey/dr. whiteface: the last laugh
blind io/otto chriek: at last i can see the light
reg shoe/mr slant: love never dies
igor/nobby: if i only had a brain
librarian/leonard: monkey wrench
ae pessimal/drumknott: “pencil” pushers
teatime/casanunda: ladykillers
susan/teatime: pokerface
igor/reg: once upon a time i was falling in love but now i’m only falling apart
detritus/dorfl: we built this city on rock / rock and a hard place
carrot/vimes: hardboiled carrots
ponder/rincewind: i’m surrounded by idiots
librarian/banana: canon
cosmo lavish/vetinari: i’m your biggest fan
om/a’tuin: slow and steady wins the race
om/rincewind: the turtle and the hare
cohen/mrs palm: the silver whore’d
the ankh-morpork postal service/mrs cake: don’t arsk don’t tell
mr. shine/crysophase: diamond heist
mr shine/brick: diamond in the rough
vimes/moist: cheque your facts
nobby/edward d’eath: crapshoot
mr hong/moist: fishful of dollars
cmot dibbler/moist: for a few dollars more
gaspode/dr. whiteface: how the pest was fun
foul ole ron/literally fucking everybody: millenium hand and pimp
(Source: chickengenders)
Katie helped me come up with crack ship names
nanny ogg/leonard: mother of invention
foul ole ron/foul ole ron’s smell: your ship stinks
edward d’eath/mrs palm: kiss kiss bang bang
willikins/william de worde: where there’s a will
cohen/death: old habits die hard
reg shoe/mr slant: love never dies
lord downey/dr. whiteface: the last laugh
blind io/otto chriek: at last i can see the light
igor/nobby: if i only had a brain
librarian/leonard: monkey wrench
ae pessimal/drumknott: “pencil” pushers
teatime/casanunda: ladykillers
susan/teatime: pokerface
igor/reg: once upon a time i was falling in love but now i’m only falling apart
detritus/dorfl: we built this city on rock / rock and a hard place
carrot/vimes: hardboiled carrots
ponder/rincewind: i’m surrounded by idiots
librarian/banana: canon
(Source: chickengenders)
nyanseen mewnifursity amirite
i’m the paw you sons of bitches
don’t let me declaw you
OH I GET IT rincewind’s hat says ‘wizzard’ because he can’t
spell
like, magic spells right
it’s a pune or a play on words i’m tired
psst guess what’s open for business!
TWO TEXT POSTS IN A ROW, SOMEONE STOP ME
quietly and unassumingly links to this here work in progress and runs off to scavenge dinner
TUMBLR HEY TWO THINGS
one, everyone should know that i’m sitting here crying bitch tears to space doggity how does jonathan coulton constantly know how to punch me in the feelings
two, what if i did like
an askvimes thing
bonus three i’m totally doing requests after finals so i’ll check in about that in two or so weeks!
