I HATE FLYING

rebels-cairn:

natalieironside:

My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went “meow” and scrambled away because I’d been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said “Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad”

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache’s arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father’s battle helmet #it’s a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

(via rukafais)

listen, i don’t control when this happens. sometimes someone makes a really good post or the kickstarter updates and i black out for several hours and wake up with a feverish partially-complete procreate file in front of me.

ALT

ALT

1. if i don’t get this interaction im going to Scream
2. just like me fr

im like 3 hrs into ffix and (holding entire party tenderly in my arms)

birdship:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

having cousins is a great way to add some supporting characters to your life without needing to explain their motivations. they’re just cousins

(via paper-mario-wiki)

hungwy:

I like saying “I’ll allow it” only in contexts where I have no power or authority

(via rukafais)

nap-hime:

toodotnil:

please enjoy Poki as he found the meat I’m defrosting

Oh defrosting meat, we’re really in it now

(via rheumaticrhetoric)

pseudoglomeris asked:

why does this have 305 citations? is this normal

hugsohugs:

crevicedwelling:

insect

the bug’s really good btw

what is going On here.

wiremotherworshipper-deactivate:

“i just don’t like masculine women” literally i’m so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

(via spitblaze)